We recommend wearing as little as possible to the race this weekend. I know what you’re thinking…

What we MEANT to say is dress LIGHTLY for the Big Race because Channel 13’s Chuck Lofton says it could be one of the HOTTEST Indy 500’s EVERRRRRRR.

As in HISTORY!!!

So, if you plan to enjoy a beer or wine out at the track (yep, they serve that there!) make sure you take plenty of water! May we suggest beer, water, water, water, beer, water, water water, beer, or something similar. And plenty of sunscreen. Maybe even extra deodorant, because sweating may be considered a hobby on Sunday.

We gonna sweat, folks.

Have a safe race day, and we wish you a Memorial Day Weekend filled with family, friends and wonderful memories of loved ones who are no longer here.