I don’t know how we raised two children to adulthood without killing them, because apparently my home is a death trap. Our granddaughter Ellie spent last weekend with us and here is a brief list of items found in or near her mouth.
1. A dime.
2. Paper clip
3. Caps that cover the bolts on the toilet
4. Cat food
5. A tack.
There were about a dozen others, but those are the highlights. She’s 15 months old now and EVERYTHING goes right into her mouth, and Mamaw is on it.
So I’m taking Thursday and Friday off to baby proof. And swim. And get my nails done.
See ya’ll Monday!








