Want to be part of the Lettuce Club? After all, it only meets once a year. Just ONCE. Who doesn’t have that kind of time to spare, right?
In the Lettuce Club, friends get together and set aside one hour, just ONE, to devour an entire head of lettuce. Doesn’t sound super appetizing.
What about the S’more Club? Or the Frozen Yogurt Club? That would be better, don’t you think?
Anyway, the person to finish their lettuce the fastest is deemed the club’s ‘President’ and is responsible for organizing the meeting the following year.
Yay.
Seems like we are missing something here. It doesn’t sound like a whole lot of fun to us. Maybe if they threw in some ranch dressing, we could stomach eating so much lettuce. But, kids are all over it. Some are finishing in 5 minutes flat. Some take 13 minutes.
Jim, Deb & Kevin=0.
