We Love Cake, But Who Made This a Thing?

You know how it goes…

Your toddler is turning the big ONE YEAR OLD, and to celebrate his or her first birthday, you pull out all the stops. Invite the fam, hang streamers, throw some meatballs in a crockpot and order the adorable SMASH cake for baby to dig through and capture the moment on film.

***Now fast-forward 30 years***

That’s right. ADULTS are now celebrating their 30th birthdays with tiny smash cakes of their own! They’re also hiring professionals for a photo shoot so the completely weird celebration will forever be remembered on instagram. Hey, we love cake (especially carrot, or anything with frosting, really), but who thought this was a good idea? At what point did this seem REASONABLE? Not trying to be a party-pooper (and for the love, let’s hope the diaper trend doesn’t take off), but…

We. Don’t. Get. It.

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