Here are some examples that it doesn’t take a high IQ to be a criminal.
1 – Not everyone should participate in Take Your Child to Work Day. Last week, James Gamebra went on a burglary spree and robbed at least two houses and a boat. And when the cops caught up with him . . . they found out … he’d brought a FOUR-YEAR-OLD girl along with him. He was arrested for grand theft, burglary, drug possession, and child neglect.
2 – A woman in Oklahoma set her neighbor’s house on fire after a long feud. But … she was caught doing it … by her OWN security cameras. She was just arrested for arson.
3 – This is a REALLY embarrassing way to get a criminal record. There’s a 25-year-old woman from South Carolina, who was arrested last week when the cops caught her driving drunk. But get this . . . she was driving a kids’ motorized POWER WHEELS toy truck. She didn’t get a DUI . . . but she WAS charged with public intoxication.
4 – A 50-year-old woman in England was arrested … after stabbing her boyfriend. She did it …. because he complained that she was packing too much stuff for their vacation.
5 – We have to give this guy some points for creativity. Police in Israel just arrested a guy who robbed two banks by painting an avocado black and claiming it was a grenade.
6 – A guy in Florida was pulled over last week … and had cocaine on his nostrils. But – he told deputies the cocaine on his nose was not his. He said he was holding it for a friend! He was arrested.
