So, I finished 6th in the Celebrity Cow-Milking competition. Not bad, right? Just shy of breaking the Top 5. How many competitors were there, you ask?
Um…six.
That’s right. I was DEAD LAST, for the second time in 3 years.
How pathetic is that? Not sure what I’m doing wrong, but milking a cow just isn’t my thing. It looks easy, but actually getting the job done is an entirely different story.
So, I went home empty-handed. Minus that corn dog.
